I’m well aware of what is stored in the nightstand opposite.
You could order a catalog from Coloplast which manufactures an assortment of testicular look-alikes. Different sizes. They don’t offer models with bells and whistles. Whistles wouldn’t work down there anyway, but a bell? Hell yeah. That might be just the thing to secure you several return visits! The size you need would allow for a substantial sound.
A bell can work two ways though. If it’s like a dinner bell and it calls someone to the table (so to speak), it’s a good thing. If it’s like a cat bell, it serves as a warning and keeps the unsuspecting away.
Truer words were spoken.
You can 3-D print testicles and penises to customize them.
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